1	Jesus Christ	30.5 mil	... Amazing ...
2	Elvis Presley	22.0 mil	... Grace ...
3	Bob Marley	18.9 mil	... How sweet the sound ...

I have assumed that Saint Peter has asked I to show
the world who is seated near whom for the BIG occasion,
using their google listings as a rule of thumb.

4	Bill Gates	17.9 mil	... The most influential man alive ...
5	Albert Einstein	17.5 mil	... Albert has been slipping in his ranking lately ...
6	JFK	16.8 mil	... Looking over his shoulder desperately ...
7	George Bush	16.5 mil	... Storming up the field! Keep it up Uncle George! ...
8	John Lennon	15.7 mil	... Not quite as big as Jesus, but well done in coming 8th, John ...
9	Chuck Norris	15.1 mil	... There had to be a non-smoker in the top 10 for PC reasons ...
10	Saint Paul	14.9 mil	... After a terrible start, Paul has done much better lately ...

All candidates must be listed on Google
with at least two names "inside quotes".
At least 1 million google 'votes' are required,
to be seated at the main table for the Final Supper. Those
born after 1969, will be seated at the children's table.

11	George Washington	14.5 mi	... A photo finnish for 11 spot ...
12	William Shakespeare	14.5 mi	... Go Willy, don't let that yankee upstage you ...
13	Paul McCartney	13.2 mil	... Chuck Norris is ahead of you, so wipe that silly grin off your face ...
14	Jimi Hendrix	12.4 mil	... We'll just let his guitar do the smoking ...
15	J.K. Rowling	12.3 mil	... The most influential woman alive ...
16	Leonardo Da Vinci	11.8 mil	... All knowledge stems from a single source, art and science are one ...
17	Saddam Hussein	11.7 mil	... Guilty or not, Judgement Day is still to come ...
18	Marilyn Monroe	11.5 mil	... Those eyes like diamonds, the prettiest girl in the world ...
19	Bruce Lee	11.4 mil	... If you do not defeat your demons, your children will inherit them ...
20	Robin Hood	10.2 mil	... Legends never die ...

21	Tony Blair	9.76 mil	... And they said he was a poodle; that'll show 'em ...
22	Clint Eastwood	8.30 mil	... Well, this punk's day has been made after all ...
23	Oscar Wilde	8.19 mil	... Those rumours about him are not at all true ...
24	Abraham Lincoln	8.19 mil	... All who fall in the name Christ, will live forever ...
25	Osama Bin Laden	8.22 mil	... This dark horse, may still make a late charge, ...
26	Ray Charles	7.82 mil	... A man of vision, has no need for eyes to see ...
27	J.R.R. Tolkien	7.60 mil	... The Return of the King is nigh! ...
28	Phil Collins	7.42 mil	... And they said white guys have no rhythm, the highest ranking drummer! ...
29	Benjamin Franklin	7.26 mil	... First in his Century, well done Ben! ...
30	Winston Churchill	6.95 mil	... We will never surrender! ...

31	George Lucas	6.87 mil	... Along time ago, in a galaxy far far away, he saw a ...
32	Vincent Van Gogh	6.70 mil	... Starry starry night ...
33	Harrison Ford	6.62 mil	... With just two words : 'I know' Harrison has made himself immortal ...
34	Queen Elizabeth	6.48 mil	... The best team effort! Congratulations Aunties! ...
35	King George	5.67 mil	... A stiff upper lip is worth more than weapons! Well done Uncle George...
36	Willie Nelson	5.57 mil	... And you thought the high of your life was having a doob at George's place ...
37	Oprah Winfrey	5.24 mil	... You go girl! Somewhere between Fidel Castro and Willie Nelson ...
38	Fidel Castro	5.06 mil	... If God is on your side, the devil cannot harm you ...
39	Terry Pratchett	4.85 mil	... If you gnow some gnomes, they'll get you in anywhere ...
40	George Harrison	4.44 mil	... You'll never walk alone ...

41	Henry Ford	4.41 mil	... That global warming thing has been working against you lately, Henry...
42	Douglas Adams	4.38 mil	... The question to his answer is: 'Where will you be seated on judgement day?' ...
43	Charlie Chaplin	4.27 mil	... He who speaks without words! ...
44	St Augustine	4.08 mil	... I want to be in that number! Oh when The Saints come marching in ...
45	Kate Bush	4.08 mil	... Heathcliff! Its me! I'm Kathy ...
46	Saint George	4.04 mil	... Chalk another one up to Jesus, Go Team! ...
47	Jesse James	3.83 mil	... All stories will be told from all sides ...
48	Mick Jagger	3.74 mil	... Come on Mick, there are three Beatles ahead of you! ...
49	Jimmy Carter	3.71 mil	... How many millions of kids worship this man's invention : the peanut butter sandwich ...
50	Janis Joplin	3.69 mil	... Take it! Take another little piece of my heart now baby! You know you got it ...

ISAIAH 6:4 And the foundations of the thresholds trembled at the voice of him who called out, while the temple was filling with smoke. (5) Then I said, “Woe is me, for I am ruined! Because I am a man of unclean lips, And I live among a people of unclean lips; For my eyes have seen the King, the LORD of hosts.” (6) Then one of the seraphim flew to me with a burning coal in his hand, which he had taken from the altar with tongs. (7) He touched my mouth with it and said, “Behold, this has touched your lips; and your iniquity is taken away and your sin is forgiven.”

51	Friedrich Nietzsche	3.66 mil	... God is not dead, silly, he was only sleeping. And now he is waking up ...
52	Jim Morrison	3.63 mil	... Did you have a good world, when you were alive? Enough to base a movie on? ...
53	Nelson Mandela	3.52 mil	... What is 27 years of confinement? When in Christ's name you shall live forever! ...
54	Prince Charles	3.44 mil	... The Prince of Organic farming, Uncle Charles is looking after the Good Earth, ...
55	Mike Tyson	3.40 mil	... Seated between these two you had better watch your table manners, Mr ! ...
56	Marie Antoinette	3.13 mil	... Well done Aunty Marie. What else can you give them, if all you have is cake? ...
57	David Copperfield	3.14 mil	... OK, who made the main course dissappear ...
58	Saint Thomas	3.11 mil	... Look at the top three, even Thomas is in no doubt about doob ...
59	Ringo Starr	3.09 mil	... All four beatles in the top 60, now that is a fine team effort ...
60	Crazy Horse	3.08 mil	... Proportionally, American Indians seem to be the most likely over achievers ...

61	John Cleese	3.04 mil	... Yes, I always imagined you somewhere betweeen Crazy Horse and Aunty Vicky ...
62	Queen Victoria	3.00 mil	... Someone to keep an eye on poor old Uncle Henry ...
63	Henry VIII	3.52 mil	... Now what really happenned to those girls? You old codger Uncle Henry ...
64	Isaac Newton	3.44 mil	... Gravity, yes. But flight? No ...
65	Princess Dianna	2.77 mil	... Aunty Di, always gets invited to the best parties ...
66	Charles Darwin	2.69 mil	... That last minute change of heart, was your best move ...
67	Cyndi Lauper	2.65 mil	... I see your true colors shining through, so don't be afraid to let them see...
68	Christopher Columbus	2.65 mil	... What great company to be in. Supper will be entertaining at least ...
69	Muddy Waters	2.63 mil	... The music never stops, just like The Soul, and forever ...
70	John The Baptist	2.61 mil	... He's been waiting quite some time for this ...

71	Joan Of Arc	2.57 mil	... Parlais voux francais monsieur ? ...
72	Jack The Ripper	2.57 mil	... How did he get through the bouncers? Security! ...
73	The Red Baron	2.53 mil	... Someone has to hold the German flag ...
74	Franz Kafka	2.51 mil	... Could teach Mr Brown a thing or to about government ...
75	Gordon Brown	2.51 mil	... The highest ranked rugby player! ...
76	Ayrton Senna	2.50 mil	... At least Schumacher is seated at the children's table ...
77	Howard hughes	2.18 mil	... Money may not buy love, but it does buy interesting aircraft ...
78	Roger Moore	2.12 mil	... With that raised eyebrow, he need say no more ...
79	Galileo Galilei	2.09 mil	... They said the invention was baloney, Ha! What moons of Jupiter they said, Ha! ...
80	James Cook	2.09 mil	... Life was just a breeze ...

81	Robert Louis Stevenson	2.07 mil	... And they said the invention would not work, Ha! What a silly machine, they said, Ha! ...
82	Margaret Thatcher	1.98 mil	... I keep hearing the voice of Darth Vader, and a terrible hissing sound ...
83	James Earl Jones	1.88 mil	... Turn to the dark side Maggie, give in to your anger! ...
84	Carl Sagan	1.79 mil	... And they said I was just a dopey student who smoked too much marijuana, Ha! ...
85	Mary Magdelene	1.75 mil	... When she looks behind her, that Divine spirit will come in handy ...
86	Sid Vicious	1.59 mil	... We're all holding thumbs for you, Sid ...
87	Peter Tosh	1.49 mil	... Downpresser man! Where you gonna run to? ...
88	Deepak Chopra	1.44 mil	... Ohm ...
89	Rowan Atkinson	1.43 mil	... What if Mr Bean goes to heaven and Blackadder goes to hell? Then what hey Rowan? ...
90	Woody Harrelson	1.40 mil	... Does anybody have a light? Aah, thanks Frank ...

PHILIPPIANS 3:2 Watch out for those who do evil things, those dogs, those men who insist on cutting the body. It is we, not they who have received the true circumcision, for we worship God by means of his spirit and rejoice in our life in union with Christ Jesus.

91	Frank Herbert	1.37 mil	... In the after life can I have it that my eyes go blue instead of red? ...
92	Charles Manson	1.32 mil	... Same score as Richard Branson, well done Charlie boy ...
93	Richard Branson	1.32 mil	... Psst Don't get your number mixed with the guy in front of you ...
94	Neil Armstrong	1.31 mil	... Not as giant-a-leap as the next one you are about to take ...
95	Mao Zedong	1.25 mil	... Confucious who? Some old guy that couldn't even make it to table 2 ...
96	Joseph Stalin	1.17 mil	... I swear I never took more than a working class salary ...
97	Milan Kundera	1.11 mil	... I have this unbearably light feeling, all of a sudden ...
98	William Butler Yeats	1.09 mil	... Where is this Czech place anyway? I thought the best poets were Irish ...
99	Brian Lara	1.05 mil	... You have had more than enough 100's Brian, leave the best place to the Chief...
100	Chief Sitting Bull	1.04 mil	... Keep those Eagle eyes open, Chief, they are not all as kosha as they look...

'The movie will begin in five moments',
the mindless voice anounced,
'all those unseated will await the next show.'


Philosophy from Poseidons.net

Compiled
30 December 2007
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