CELEBRATING 100 YEARS OF SOUTH AFRICA
| SOUTH
AFRICAN JOKE #1 |
THE
ONLY JOKES IN SOUTH AFRICA ARE THOSE GUILTY ONES WHO ARE STILL HERE WHEN THEY SHOULD BE HIDING WHERE THEY BELONG : WHERE THEY CAN SELL THEIR DAUGHTERS AND THEIR SONS TO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST COLLECTION OF INTERNATIONAL WHITE HOODLUM BUM-RAPISTS. NO NEED TO EVEN MENTION WHERE SUCH A PLACE IS. WE ALL KNOW. OUT! UIT! |
| SOUTH
AFRICAN JOKE #2 |
WHAT
HAS THE BONEHEAD NAZI SAY WHEN HEES REPORT CARD PROVE THAT HIS EES NOT ONLY EES MOSTELY UNABLE TO RIGHT OR RID? HEY WAT? TRANSLATION: What did he say when his report card proved that he can barely read or write? HE DID NOT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HIS FATHER HAD BEATEN HIM TO A BLOODY PULP AND BLAMED IT ON THE BLACKS. ITS BETTER TO SHUT UP BECAUSE PA COULD NEVER READ WELL ENOUGH TO MAKE IT TO THE NEW TESTAMENT. HE IS 62 YEARS OLD AND STILL STRUGGLING THROUGH HIS OWN EXODUS. |
| Mark 9:42 "And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea." |
| SOUTH
AFRICA IS A FUNNY PLACE, THERE IS LOTS TO LAUGH AT AND LOTZ NOT TO LAUGHT AT, BUT !!! THERE ARE NO JOKES ALLOWED IN HELL, meneertjie |
R.I.P. INGE LOTZ THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT IS AT HAND THOSE THAT CALL LIES TRUTH, AND CALL TRUTH LIES, KNOW THE JUDGEMENT THAT AWAITS THEM. THEY WILL PAY MORE THAN THEY KNOW THEY CAN, AND THEN THEY WILL PAY SOME MORE, SOME MORE, SOME MORE OF MY SHELL, MORE OF MY SEA, MORE THAN YOUR HELL. TRY SAY WHAT YOU WANT YOU JUST DON'T BELIEVE ! NOT EVEN WHEN THE OCEAN'S ALL FREEZE. BUT WAIT ! BE PATIENT LITTLE ONE SOON YOU WILL BE AS TALL AS THE SUN ! AND DEATH WILL BE NO MORE AND GOD WILL EVEN THE SCORE AND THE SNEERING WICKED WILL LIE NO MORE IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER IN NOW BUT THAT DAY WILL COME, IT WILL COME LIKE ALL DAYS EVENTUALLY DO COME, BORN OF THE DARKNESS OF NIGHT AS ASSUREDLY AS THE NEW BORN SUN! UNTIL THEN MY SWEET LOVING CHILD BE BRAVE IN THE FACE OF THE DEVIL FEAR NOTHING IN THE LIGHT OF TRUTH, LAUGH IN HIS FACE SO DUMB, EXALT IN YOUR TORMENT IT SCARES HIM WHEN YOU LAUGH AT HIS USELESS THUMB. YOUR LITTLE BRITTLE LIFE WILL BIRTH A NATION IN THE STARS AND YOU WILL LIVE NO MORE ON STALE CRUMBS, FOREVER WITH JESUS RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE, NO MORE YOUR DADDYS TEARS, WILL YOU BE FORCED TO HIDE. NEVER AGAIN NEED YOU FEAR AN ELDER'S TRUST THE BONES OF THOSE DEAD SHADOWS FROM YOUR BRIGHT BIG BOOTS WILL FALL LIKE LAST CENTURIES GREY DUST. * |
| Acts
2 : 3 'Then they saw what looked like tongues of fire which spread out and touched each person there!' * |
"Look
Lord, here are two swords" "Enough of this!" * |
Acts
10 : 34 Peter began to speak: "I now realize that it is true that God treats everyone on the same basis. (35) Whoever worships him and does what is right is acceptable to him no matter what race he belongs to. |
| For
years I was taught that the Bible did not say the quote above, by certain
people who know who they are. Unrepentant sinners, who taught history
that missed everything between 1899 and 1961. Like an entire sixty two
years just never occurred. Not one single history lesson in 12 years
of KAK, that dealt with anything between
1899 and 1961! Most of these people are still shocked in the shells
of 1945. Odd. That was 62 years ago. |
| Amos
8:10 |
| My
body is water, |
| December
2007 AD, Christ, AND STILL NO JUSTICE in the courts ! Throw the moneychangers, from the courts. * Burn the dead wood! |
| Welcome
to the Dawn of Reason. |
Via
con Dios |
|
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2010-SOUTH-AFRICA.NET
FREELY CELEBRATES THE SPORT OF KINGS,
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AND THE SPORT OF GENTLEMEN, THE SPORT OF HONEST WARRIORS.
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THE SPORT OF THE SPIRIT WITHIN
* ALLAH AKBAH
* VIA
CON DIOS
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;-j
(THESE
ARE FUNNY JOKES) |