SOUTH AFRICAN JOKES
CELEBRATING 100 YEARS OF SOUTH AFRICA
South African Jokes

SOUTH AFRICAN JOKE #A
THE SOUTH AFRICAN 'JUSTICE' SYSTEM
hahaha what a joke.
SOUTH AFRICAN JOKE #B
SOUTH AFRICAN 'JOURNALISM'
oh-ha-bloody haha.
Mail and Guardian ... well it was ... now its the Male and Guano .. click here if you love the scatalogical things in life. (But I would not advise it)
South Africa's leading toilet paper,
Good only for mensch that love kak.
Literally!
SOUTH AFRICAN JOKE #C
Rhodes University
This used to be an English University,
now it is a suppository for Afrikaaner queers who
pretend to be English since they got
kicked out of the Afrikaans Universities.

Kan julle mense asseblief julle eier kak weg gooi?
Please / asseblief
The Schoeman's, and Verwey's and Kotze's and Vermaak's
are giving you okes a terrible name.

My advice to prospective English speaking students
would be to go to an Afrikaans University.
You'll get a far better education than in Grimstown,
even if you don't understand a word of Afrikaans,
at least you won't have to submit yourself to sodomy
in exchange for 'marks'.
SOUTH AFRICAN JOKE #D
SOUTH AFRICAN 'ACADEMICS' GENERALLY
I am crying tears of laughter now.
SOUTH AFRICAN JOKE #E
SOUTH AFRICAN 'DOCTORS'
Especially those who are of the same 'profession' as Wouter Basson.
SOUTH AFRICAN JOKE #F
ZAPIRO
What is your problem schmuck?
Are you in love with Zuma?
Or, are you jealous that he has 3 things you do not?
1) A personality
2) A viable sex life
3) A foreskin
SOUTH AFRICAN JOKE #F
WHAT IS THE ONLY THING MORE STUPID THAN A NAZI?
A Jew who works for Nazis
SOUTH AFRICAN JOKE #G
SOUTH AFRICAN 'RELIGION'
Its just not that funny anymore.
January 2008 AD, Christ,
AND STILL
NO JUSTICE
in the courts !
Throw the moneychangers,
from the courts.
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Burn the dead wood!
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Shabir Shaik is innocent
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(THESE ARE FUNNIER JOKES)