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shedding |
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| In response to David Bullard of the Sunday Times, 27th January 2008, article entitled, 'Knuckleheads at the ANC ought to take some responsibility'. | |
Common
Sense 201, multiple choice examination question 1. The world you live
in is facing destruction due to global warming, should you: A) Build more hot power stations. B) Build fewer power stations. C) Expect empowered people to invest in solar power instead of 4x4's. D) Pay the newspapers an 'advertising' kickback to print your story. A fairly simple question and in case you're still puzzling over the answer, both B and C amount to the same thing. I won't call you a rude name, because you recently were shot in a terrible part of your anatomy. My intuition, though, is that was a deliberate attempt to chase you out of the country as your opinions are often misconstrued as being Afro-pessimist. Personally I think you are just a common garden variety pessimist, so further insulting you will do you no good. Shouldn't we take up the initiative and tell FIFA that we are not interested in football as much as saving the planet, our society from crime, and Zimbabwe from itself? |
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Here
are some suggestions that make perfect sense, but if the government
tried to implement them, then all the kaalbaard kortbroeke and kortbaard
kaalbroeke would whinge and whine and possibly try to start a race war,
again. (They have not won a single one, ever, so this would just be
genocidal suicide, again) |
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| These are the following tax increases that www.poseidons.net proposes: | |
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4x4's
for non-farmers |
100% |
private
vehicles for families without minors |
10% |
TV
adverts repeated more than once per day |
50% |
movies |
50% |
alcohol |
100% |
tobacco
(I should cut down) |
100% |
legal
marijuana (to hell with the home-growers) |
100% |
'professional
music' concerts (amateurs amuse us more ) |
100% |
quad
bikes |
400% |
ice-cream
vendors who use a bell to sell their poison |
200% |
restaurant
meals above R50 per meal |
50% |
heated
swimming pools without solar heating |
100% |
Jacuzzis |
200% |
economy
class flights |
50% |
people
whose dogs bark incessantly after 2 warnings per year |
200% |
traffic
fines |
100% |
speeding
fines |
200% |
divorce
lawyers |
300% |
university
(not technicons) |
100% |
private
schools |
20% |
chocolate
and sweets |
200% |
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broadband internet for non-computer professionals (IE porno pervs) |
200% |
bread
(mielie pap is healthier) |
20% |
TV
sets |
100% |
video
rental |
20% |
psychiatry
(not psychology) |
100% |
professional
sport (an oxymoron, kids are more sporting) |
100% |
art
and music courses |
100% |
beauty
salons and barbers |
200% |
fines
for internet and telephone spam |
1000% |
printed
newspapers with more than 20% adverts |
200% |
other
printed newspapers |
20% |
clothing
above R200 per item |
200% |
motor
racing |
300% |
recreational
power boats (not yachts) |
100% |
firearm
ammunition (not the weapon itself) |
1000% |
non
free computer games and consoles |
200% |
drunk
driving fines |
1000% |
private
lawyers |
200% |
cosmetic
surgery (not dental) |
500% |
Should
there be any whining or whinging, then just include the following additional
taxation : |
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Non South African Zimbabweans |
100% |
Non
South African Americans |
50% |
Non
South African Australians |
50% |
Non
South African Dutchmen |
50% |
Non
South African French |
50% |
Non
South African Italians |
50% |
Non
South African Scandinavians |
50% |
Non
South African Germans |
100% |
Non
South African Japanese |
100% |
Non
South African New Zealanders |
200% |
Gautengers
(coat hangers as they hang on to the coat tails of the rich)
|
20% |
Durbanites |
20% |
Capetonians |
50% |
Homosexual
men |
100% |
Unmarried
women over 26 |
25% |
The
Mail and Guardian |
500% |
divorce
women per childless divorce |
100% |
people
who earn more than R20 000 per month |
1% per R1000 |
people
who think we need daylight saving time |
2000% |
All
this money could be used to subsidize the following: |
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Solar and Wind power |
reduced by 75% |
dial-up
internet |
50% |
Bibles
in African languages |
50% |
Bibles
in European languages |
25% |
olive
oil |
50% |
New
black farmers (less than 21 years in the field) |
50% |
New
white farmers (less than 21 years in the field) |
25% |
Ornithopters
using the pixiwing design |
90% |
mielie
pap |
50% |
vitamins |
50% |
dentistry |
50% |
pharmacy |
20% |
Adult
literacy |
50% |
Maths
teachers (not from Rhodes university) |
90% |
It
really is the imperative of conscious white people to make this our
agenda for one simple reason : when global warming hits, it will be
we who suffer first, not those with the privilege of abundant melanin.
However, once the sea levels rise, well, we all know who cannot swim because they are afraid of the water, thus it will hit them a bit later. So when Lake Botswana starts to fill up, it will be too late. And where will they get their Mercedes and BMW's from when Germany starts to disappear below the waves? Bullard, your column is often well written, and you are probably the only journalist who manages to balance humor with serious content. All that other redundant junk after your section would be completely unread if it were not for you. As it is 90% of the time it is just a waste of energy, and would cost very little to just link it to a website. Please, for the love of the planet (and your melanin deficiency) print this. Alter it. Don't pay me. Just pay attention to common sense 201. Take some responsibility for this, or prove yourself worse than a mere pessimist. |
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